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I rarely post to social media —
I write a weekly newsletter instead.

I share links to safe recipes, product recommendations, and my own misadventures — peppered with snark and irreverent humor.

Not a single word is Ai generated. It is 100% written by me, faults and all.

Rumor has it they’re worth the open.

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